There was a lot of him and a little penis
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
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a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
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