i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I'm getting drunk watching the disney channel. Is this a main reason why we aren't together anymore?
How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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