so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
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Yeah, all the sudden I heard a loud "ding" and realized I had been passed out on the dorm elevator for about an hour....
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Alright if I email the police department asking for my mug shot do you think they will email it to me
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Neighbor is sitting on his porch looking like he made some terrible life decisions and I just want to be like "I drank half of a handle of peach vodka in a shed last night. I understand" but I think they're swingers so his night probs sucked more.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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