she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
You were saying you didn't want to go home and insisted that I drop you guys off at your uncles. That's how you ended up sleeping on a porch with two dudes
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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