I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
i almost got kicked out of the rave because i was trying to get in on some couple's makeout sessions
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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