Sitting in class thinking wow im glad im not hungover...and then i realized im still drunk.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I got poked in the eye with a penis last night. How's your day?
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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