i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
she pulled the sheets over her head to blow me but the static kept making little lightning bolts and I was too high and got really scared she was going to electrocute me.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I fell out of my bed whilst trying not to move this morning. I AM ADULT
I had ice cream for breakfast two days in a row.
SUPER ADULTS
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