halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
stop changing my ringtone to people fucking, it looks bad at work
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
Randomize
