She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You just stood up, raised your glass and said, "I'd like to thank the academy" then fell through a glass table. THAT'S why we cut you off.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
is anything happening tonight?? I'm soooo in need of a tasteful and healthy bender.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
The police officer that arrested me Friday night just bought me a shot
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
Randomize