If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so i was eating a special k bar this morning for breakfast and started choking on it so i reached into my bag for water turns out it was liquor.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
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okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
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The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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