my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
recess is on disney at 4 in the morning, insomnia has never been so rewarding
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
Randomize
