I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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