And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
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your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Guess what happened to me today at work?
I have chlamydia. What happened.
Oh lets talk about your news first. Mine is happy so it should go second.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
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Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
My phone autocorrected "shhhhh" to "AHHHHHHHHH" and I feel like that says a lot about my life
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