My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
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christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
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All I've eaten today is cookie dough, pecan pie and three shots of jack. Finals week here I come.
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
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No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
He sounds like Chris Tucker and wants to eat me out when I’m on my period. If that isn’t love I don’t know what is.
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