Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
There are only a few things more freaky than wandering around a zoo drunk.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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