from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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