He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
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Sorry you had to hear me puke. I didn't know I called you. Was it graceful?
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
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