YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
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