just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
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I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
The chlamydia really affected his face.
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Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
My mom just told me not to dance on any tables on Halloween...I'm choosing to take that statement as a joke
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
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