I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
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Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
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Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
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