I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
He keeps bees of course he's weird
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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