And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
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A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
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Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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