I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
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We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
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Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I'm getting "congrats on your engagement" shots. I need to get engaged more often!
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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