Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
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I'm really not interested in hearing from him. Unless there is casual sex involved
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
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Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
The fact that I am laying in bed on my stomach with an ice pack on my rump is a clear indication that I am no longer in my carefree 20s
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
The last person that asked me out got pushed down an escalator
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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