I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
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how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
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You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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