Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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