I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
Last night she showed me how to clean my bowl and now she's drunk making peanut butter filled cookies. Best. Roommate. Ever.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
There are so many birds around me. And squirrels. I feel like that chick from Enchanted...but like if she had a dick and made poor life decisions.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
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