It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
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he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Can I just say I love the fact that were in business with guys where I can write a hand job up hoes down text message
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
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Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
So do I get points for screwing my recently single ex boyfriend and then telling him to go fight for his ex back?
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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