My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
Playing a game in life called "how far can I make a man travel for a booty call"
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
Randomize
