Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
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They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Just bought 2 liters of wine and frozen waffles for dinner. Is this 30?
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