omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
still can't believe dude took a personal call while he was balls deep in my mouth.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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