I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Randomize
