Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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