he wants to bone in the snuggie
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
Randomize