he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
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I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
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"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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