well recently, every guy I have hooked up with has been economy sized
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
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yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
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I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
I need a drink. No, several. I need several drinks. Drunk, I need to be drunk. Definitely need to be drunk
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
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