There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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