Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
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