it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
