we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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