I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
a drug dealer just gave me his business card. it had his face on it drinking a 40oz
I seriously just found a rose petal in my vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i was so high i thought the horse on my poster was running
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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