just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
wine pong. its mother daughter day and i think she's mad. I smell like jager
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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