What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
We were sitting in my backseat and he just kept biting me and telling me we weren't at the zoo...
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
Lets start a coed nudist frat/sorority. It would be amazing. Or just an orgy club. It would also be amazing
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
I ain't lettin her quit anyway. We don't fuck enough for her to meet the housewife requirements
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize
