She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I just ate a dove chocolate and the wrapper said "chocolate: always your valentine" WHAT KIND OF JACKASS WRITES THESE AND WHY MUST THEY MOCK ME?
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Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
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We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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