i guess you could say your face is two degrees of separation from my balls
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
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He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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