whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Not only is he in the circus, the man survived a near death experience and has an accent. She might as well have found a unicorn. This shit just doesn't happen in real life. Where did she meet this magical creature?
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!