Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(703): View more from Virginia

I'm going to jail i love you

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(810): View more from Michigan

This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle

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(805): View more from California

Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.

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(805): View more from California

I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.

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(323): View more from California

Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?

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(970): View more from Colorado

going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.

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(905): View more from Ontario

I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy

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