Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
I feel that my census will not be the first census submitted soaked in beer
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.