is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
You were trying to swim on the floor while eating a hot-dog bun and laughing about how much you hate bread and didn't understand why you were eating it..
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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