I swear she didn't look like that last week.
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Nope my penis exudes pure oxygen in times of crisis.
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
