I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just forgot I was standing up.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
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