She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
My mom is currently out with her lesbian friends and I'm home alone drunk listening to the Les Miserables soundtrack. WHY DO I FEEL THE NEED TO COMPETE WITH HER?
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
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